Dating Advice To My Unborn Child

“Don’t spend the whole date talking. Ask questions! And bloody listen!”

“If they don’t like pets, they’re probably a sociopath!!!”

“Don’t stop watching wrestling!!!! You’ll find a girl who will put up with it…eventually.”

“Never give up… on your mustache.

“Always be you. No one wants the whack, direct-to-DVD version of you.”

“No relationship will ever be perfect. So Just find someone whose weirdness matches yours, because that’s close enough.”

“Confidence will take you so much further than you think.”

“Don’t spend your life looking for the right person. Make yourself the right person for you.”

“Find someone who makes you LAUGH, and who also finds you funny. Sometimes, even for no reason.”

“Do not be ‘the jealous boyfriend.’ If you find yourself jealous of your partner, realise the problem is most likely you. Never mistake possessiveness for love.”

“Always walk on the kerb side and never let a lady walk home alone in the dark.”

“Asking girls why they don’t like you doesn’t make them like you!”