So Women In Miami Are Sucking Their Way To Bigger Butts

Okay let me rephrase that: Women in Miami are using vacuum suction to enlarge their derrières.

2014 was definitely the year of the booty, with asses backing up from every direction and one particular ass even attempting to "break the internet".

Even celebrities who only attempt at having a butt (ahem Miley, we’re looking at you) were shaking what they wished their mama gave them, and Nicki Minaj showed us her stuff with a scary Sir Mix A Lot remake.

No wonder a beauty salon in Miami is offering a $60 (R 688.34) procedure for 45 minutes. It’s called "vacuum therapy" and it is exactly as it sounds: they put a plastic suction cup on each cheek and then suck at them until the bum looks all Kim Kardashiany. 

The vacuum therapy procedure apparently "breaks down cellulite and fatty deposits, eliminating toxins and also restores the skin's natural elasticity.” According to what or who? They also claim to “Soften skin for those with butt shots. Decrease muscle tension." 

Wait, decreased muscle tension is a good thing now?

Here are some pictures and a video of how it all works:

This is the latest in the butt enhancing craze, and we guess it’s marginally better than implants and injections. (You guys remember the lady with the cement implants, right?)

So would you vacuum your way to a bigger bum?