Wanna See The Tiniest Panties Known To All Mankind?Read This

Oh Courtney Stodden ... girl, you slay us, but moreover, we need to know where you procured the tiniest pair of panties on the face of the Earth. 

Were they custom-made? Are they actually a hanky in disguise? Most importantly, how is something like that even remotely comfortable? So many questions! 

You're not that much more clothed than Amber Rose when we talked about her earlier today, but somehow you're a heck of a lot more likable and genuine. That counts a lot for us. Pretty much, you know, everything, actually.